I'm putting together a book of spoof advice for poets, and I'm interested in hearing some spoof advice from the rest of you. By spoof, I mean something that is humorous because of its play off of potentially real advice. For example, some months back on my blog, my spoof advice was something like "Take your least favorite poetic work to the woods and bury it. Then write a poem about how poetry outlasts time." (I know that you are probably saying, "Not funny." Well, show me something better.) Bill